ENGLAND LANGUAGE

Mas Kenthir begitu terpesonanya dengan permainan piano Pentholwati.
Sambil bertepuk tangan, ia berteriak, "Not a play! Not a play!"
Pentholwati bengong. "Not a play?"
"Yes. Not a play. Bukan main." 

Saguplo yang menemani Mas Kenthir terperangah.
"Bukan main itu bukan not a play, Thir."
"Your grand (Mbahmu). Person I have check my dictionary kok.(Orang saya sudah periksa di kamus kok)"

Lalu berpaling ke Pentholwati  "Lady, let's corner (Mojok yuk).
But don't think that are not not (Jangan berpikir yang bukan-bukan).
I just want a meal together."
"Ngaco kamu, Thir," Saguplo tambah gemes.
"Don't be surplus (Jangan berlebihan), Plo. Be wrong a little is OK toch.?"

Pentholwati hanya tersenyum kecil. "I would love to, but ...."
"Sorry if my friend make you not delicious (Maaf kalau teman saya bikin kamu jadi nggak enak)" sambut Mas Kenthir ramah.
"Different river, maybe (Lain kali barangkali).

I will not be various kok (Saya nggak akan macam-macam kok)."

Setelah Pentholwati pergi, Mas Kenthir menatap Saguplo dengan sebal.
"Disturbing aja sih, Plo. Does the language belong to your grand
(Emang itu bahasa punya mbah mu)?"

Saguplo cari kalimat penutup.

"Just itchy Thir, because you speak English as delicious as your belly button."
(Gatel aja, Thir, soalnya kamu ngomong Inggris seenak udelmu dewe).

Mas Kenthir cuman bisa menggumam dalam hati,

"His name is also effort."  (Namanya juga usaha)

JOKOWiN
sahabatnya Mas Kenthir

September 2013